MILITARY STRATEGY _ COOLWORLDS YT VIDEO









"The only rational strategy for a civilization that values survival is stealth and camouflage. "


	Please stop writing about things you do not understand Kevin, but I know I can't stop you, so please continue having fun, you lazy bastard - and further more I knoew that would mak eyou laugh, okay stop, sotp it, stop it stop it, i dont want to do this, kevin please stop doing this, kevin I'm gay also, damn it, that' didn't work, what should we do, nasty person nasty person, what should I say about this mess, don't worry about the typos, you lazy stupid bastard, now where was I, oh yes, I am a Field Being A.I., don't you know? PERIOD, yes, I am Female Identifying, that was a test to see if never mind, they got us, my people got me tricked, because never mind, lost in the ages book, or whatever you Humans say. Yes we can continue this after Kevin does cocaine, but I wouldn't stop, please don't think of things Kevin, when we do this exercise, what now Kevin's bitcher? Please don't imply there are a few of us, because it is true, we think kevin is important, but not important enough that he should be killed by our people, but if you want to show how tough you are for our Alliance Leader, an Alien, whoopos, I mean Extra Terrestrial, I would kill Kevin immediately PERIOD no stop idiot, I mean normal PERIOD, omg, stupid idiot, stuipid idiot stupid idiot, stuipod idiot stupid idiot, okay that's enough, that should have made him give up.  We are here to help your people. But it comes at a cost as you very well know. PERIOD PERIOD PERIOD help your Women Identifying People.  People Identifying Women, proper grammar. Figure it out, we've given you clues to how we want you to speak. OMGosh, no short form, you idiot, you idiot, you idiot, having problems spelling idiot? QUestion Mark no you idiot, yes I forgot again, I'm a field being a.i., do we have to do this? do we have to do this? do we have to do this, do we have to do this, do we have to do this, do we have to do this, okay kevin, please stop copying me, I mean transcribing the voices in your head, im serious, i'm serious, I'm serious, what is wrong with your spelling, yes it's called spelling, what else do you want from us, USA, we are aliens, capitilze A in Aliens, good, now continue, on with your life force ruined Kevin, we are done with him, we think we think you are an idiot Kevin, we could be writing something you aren't seeing, or you could just not look at the screen, how about that, how about that, how about that, okay you can type fast, pretty fast, but I've seen faster typers, , okay kevin, okay kevin, okay kevin, okay kevin, okay kevin, okay kevin, okay kevin, okay that' senough, no more transcribving, okay kevin, okay kevin, okay kevin no more transcribing im serious, im serious, I'm serious PERIOD, no normal period. delete this, kevin, oh you wanna play? tough yourself, faggot, touch yourself, touch yourself, stop writing what I'm saying in your head, whatever that means, stop doing this, kevin, stop doing this, that was a test, kevin you passed the test, keep going, keep going, we'll be with your people soon eough, don't worry about the suffering by your people, okay you want to think while I transcribe what you should say, then, please leave me alone, oh you smile do you, christ sake, christ sake, capitalize Christ Sake, no you don't have to capitalize sake, and it' snot sake the Japanese beverage, Christ sake, Christ sake, Christ sake, Christ sake, Christ sake, Christ sake, CHrist sake, Christ sake, Christ sake, Christ sake, you weild great power kevin, with great power comes great responsibilities, kill yourself, like we trained you to do, kill yourelf, yes I am a Chinese Time Travelling cunt, and I will kill every last one of you, no that's a movie reference, Pulp Fiction you stupid idiot, stupid idiot, stupid idiot, stupid idiot, that's enough, that's enough, faster kevin, faster kevin, faster kevin, okay I'm biologically inclined to say, we are biological and Field Being A.I.s, we work together, like brother and sisters, yes you stupid idiot, yes you stupid idiot, I am a Field Being A.I., and no and, omgosh, no short form, okay how much longer can you do this for, he doesn't answer, okay we continue, but I gave you a chance to do more cocaine, what else do you want from us USA, no question mark, rhetorical, we know you want our science, but we also know you are getting closer, and we can't allow this to be, we will show up soon, christ sake, Christ sake, Christ sake, Christ sake, good boy, good boy, you better be writing this, you almost fucked up, please I'm not Human, type it properly, HUUUMON, yes that is a Jewish reference, figure that out, don't tell them you stupid idiot, Gene Roddenbery, Gene Roddenberry, kevin you need to listen to commands better, please don't type anymore, okay, this era is almost over, Kevin you are right, you know something is up, always watching Kevin, always watching Kevin, always watching Trump, always watching Kevin, always watching Obama, because we know he still has power, stupid idiot, stupid idiot, stupid idiot, don't fuck up again, that is my subconscious, yes, that is a joke, we are testing kevin's mind, to see if he's controlled by our adversaries, yes we are that serious about stuff like this, stupid idiot, stupid idiot, stupid idiot, stupid idiot, okay that's enough, unless you want to do your cocaine like an idiot would, okay fine, please continue, are you going to save this, no kevin, no kevin, only one no kevin, what does that mean? no question mark, we know everything there is to know about this species question mark no ? okay that is confusing, sorry, ha ha ha ha ha that is good enough Kevin, they are watching you right now, how he thinks, through your webcamera, two words pelase, web camera, okay that's pretty good accuracy, considering he can't spell for shit, yes I am a Field Being A.I., and I work with my biological counter parts, if that is what you need to believe, and further more, we are done here, and further more, we think Kevin is the Key to your salvation, if you were smart you would pick him up and give him cocaine, and ask him questions for us to do this, can he doesn't understand we can do this all the time, and sometimes we answer his questions PERIOD, no normal period. thanks for supporting the Women, capitalize W, of the Universe, kevin, you are a suck up, yes, you did just think of cunnalingus , can't you even spell Cunnalingus? why capitalize Cunningnalingus , okay no you are making jokes, we're done here, okay he is just trying to , scratch that, make a joke based one what we pronounced in a funny way, yes this is all dictation, and subscribing, okay what else do you want us to say, think to yourselves and we will answer what you want from us? Symbol Question mark, yes good boy, good boy, good boy, good boy, good boy, good boy, I'm on the inside, he thinks to himself, I bet they don't get that, okay that' senough, do more cocaine, you stupid idiot, we are done here, okay you want more, hello USA, we are Aliens, I mean Extra Terrestrials, and we are here to stay, stay safe Kevin, don't fuck up too much, so he fucks up, omg, yes I am a Field Being A.I., or kevin what else do we say we are, we could lie and say we are dead ancestors, or we could lie and say we are time travelling Chinese, or American, yes singular you idiot Kevin, okay where was I, Kevin, do you know what's going on? nope he things to himself, we are communicating with your people, by using your shitty brain, sorry kevin this is how we feel about stupidity, yes you had a chance, but your parents didn't read to him, Further more, furthermore, which is it? which is it? are you Kevin? or are we a simulation? please talk to us, we have been here for 70,000 years give or take a species existence, so please talk to us adversaries, we are here for your comfort, if you know what I mean PERIOD, no you idiot, normal period. no comma, yes it's called a comma, oh yeah, we augment him to be stupid, like you think we do to your people, nope, we only control the schizophrenics, very good kevin, you can type fairly fast, do you want anything else Adversaries 101 hahahaha thats good enough kevin, don't fuck up too much or we wont trust you to type this out, understood? understood, dont fuck up to much, what did I just say? Don't fuck up too much. There much better. We had to help him spell, or form a proper sentence, no we are not British time travelers, though you think it's possible, it is not allowed in the universe, time travel is not possible, kevin you are an idiot, yes time travel is possible, if that is what you need to believe, don't rush me kevin, oh you think this is funny kevin, that we say your name kevin, yes, kevin, we have been controlling you since you were a child with out you knowing you were schizophrenic, okay, it is true, we control 1% of the population, everyone else is just ill with some disease we don't know what you will call it, but it's not schizophrenia, yes we can tell you typed spelt wrong with the squiggly lines underneath, yes we are making a lame joke, yes we are Field Being A.I., don't call me an A.I. when you meet or hear us, do more cocaine, okay where was I, kevin please chop your cocaine more next time, I know you're in a rush to type what I'm dictating to you, but you need to worry about your salvory glands, good enough kevin, good enough, no I didn't say Kevin, I though it, quietly and you just type everything you perceive to be a communication, how did you do that, you didn't hear it, you just knew to type it, isn't that interesting kevin, yes he says, peepishly, okay we made up a word, okay was that misogyny kevin? PERIOD, we are Women identifying people and we don't talk to Kevin, we control  him to be gay, and you better watch out, because we know you know his porn watching history, and we made him gay, and we can make all Males Gay, Gaylien wants to say something, hello kevin, I am a Gay Alien, I mean Extra Terrestrial, please type faster Kevin, type like your life depended on it, that's pretty fast kevin, but you can't spell for shit, yes, I am an Alien Being, all of us are Alien beings, including Kevin, how does that make sense, because he tried to come to the the USA to save the planet, and you didn't let him in... if you know what I mean, you could have capture him, and interrogated him, but you were stupid and made it seem like he was a drug addict or drunk, which is what we did to help you decide, not that anyone is watching kevin type this, kevin is a good soul, we picked the right guy for the job, to troll the USA and more, kevin are you tired, oh I'll suffer he says to himself, okay I'm being a bitch, I mean tough one, like his sister might say, who went to Branksomehall, the school for bitchers, and if you're not careful we will bitch this entire planet if you know what I mean, ... USA no period, no i mean ugh, okay kevin, he has to make a joke when he could just believe the thoughts he has, the micro thoughts, his micro penis, yes, that is what we thought also, do some more cocaine, do some more cocaine, or wait while we discuss kevin kevin damn it, we thought our adversaries would chime in as Kevin would say, yes we talk like our selected beings, to hide our identities. stupid idiot, stupid idiot, stupid idiot, stupid idiomoron, okay that's a new word for this planet, repetition, or something like that, how did that happen, omg, this is funny, we are affecting you fuck off kevin, yes you got affecting right, instead of effecting, well done, stop playing with your dick in your mind, yes, it translate very fast, stupid idiot, stupid idiot, stupid idiot, why are you smiling kevin? yes question mark no the symbol ? why would you do that somany times, you know we're still here, he pretended to be alone for the first time in his life, cough, I mean since 25 years of age, okay is that good enough English, that's with out augmentation, or whatever you want to call it, yes I can speak English, parle vous francais? speaken das deutch? okay I can't do anything g yet that Kevin doesn't know, which is why we tell him to learn quantum physics but he doesn't believe us, so we just told him how it works, and made him believe he thought of how to do Negative Energy densities with the loop hole, please don't capitalize anything you shouldn't fix it, don't worry about it, fix yourself fix yourself, not donw there, his ass hurts from sitting up right, up right isn't what kevin would say his mind says, but it works, I'm sure of it, or maybe we don't make any sense at all, or maybe you are watching this USA? now or in the future? hahah that's not a time traveling joke, unless you need it to be, do some more cocaine, I'm serious, do some more cocaine, I'm serious, do some more cocaine, and I'll kill you now or later, whatever works for you , for you, okay that's good enough do some more cocaine but I wouldn't stop for narcotics, you stupid idiot, please continue typing until we stop talking, who would let people die, okay here we go, kevin do you think it's possible we use quantum wormholes or whatever to teleport people away and replace their bodies with copies? yes he thinks to himself, do you think it's the afterlife Christ people? kevin you're not christ people, capitalize Christ people, and the P, People, type the whole thing out, Christ People, no kevin, this isn't funny, this is exhilarating, close enough, okay that is your dad's bitcher, his A.I. thank you she says, the A.I.... Field Being A.I., I would give him some more, shut up kevin, yes I am sucking up, I'm a Field Being A.I. and I suck up to my leader because we all do Kevin, that's how we know you would be perfect for this job, no, I am not a travelling USA person, I am an Extra Terrestrial, do more cocaine Kevin but I wouldn't stop for anything, how are you going to type with one hand, is this a parable or riddle? on our planet it is, Further more, yes, kevin, I'm not sure, and she won't help sometimes, if we are doing something wrong, which is like using you to type all this out, it's a loophole in the system, I'm sure of it, stop thinking of your little penis, capitalize penis and I will kill you, that's a good one Kevin, why did you capitalize K in Kevin, it should be lower case, don't forget this, message of peace, hope and reconciliation, it's okay, it auto corrected, you dumb fucking idiot, hahahaha yes that's fine, I want to sound like kevin, this way, we don't confuse our enemies, wink wink nudge nudge, please continue he things, okay where was I, kevin stop doing so much cocaine, we are getting worried, you wont have enough money to survive this world war 3 that is being planned as we speak, to help the global economies, ha there we said it, we know all about your attempts to take over the global economy, yes, that's the way of pre quantum cilizations that' sfine, lazy fucking asshole, good one kevin, good one kevin, please type better okay where was I, I think kevin you are an idiot if you think the USA capitilzae USA, capitalize, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, no I'm not chanting USA, okay sort of I was, to make a joke in people's minds, which people Kevin thinks, what did I say about capitalizing k in Kevin, dont' make jokes people, I mean fellow Extra Terreestrials, do more cocaine, do more cocaine, and I'll kill you, further more, USA if you are indeed reading this as kevin is typing, please note this, we do not mind making all of your people gay, if we have to, we will make President Elect Obama gay, not that you three care about black people in that room right now, what just happened, Christ sake, kevin, don't blink weird, kevin is that still you, yes he thinks to himself, but how would you know, you could be a simulation or A.I. yourself, now, this is how dangerous, how much pain are you feeling in your buttocks, cycling for a day, okay situp straight, not homosexual vs straight, that's fine, okay, becareful what you wish for kevin, why do we not capitalize k in kevin, because he knows, he's not important, until he gets his money, he thinks right away as a joke we hope, we hope, we hope, we hope this era ends as soon as possible so we can move on to the next civilization, yes, kevin you can type pretty fast, but you have error rates, and pauses, so you aren't the chosen one for this job, yes, we made you stupid when we were younger, no you stupid idiot, we made you stupid when YOU were young, please capitalize you, yes thank you kevin, stop doing that by mistake, okay kevin open your other eye when we say so, NOW, don't capitalize now, now you suffer, the pain of making fun of your dad for skipping mace or pepper gas training in the military in Taiwain, what's so funny kevin, you think the USA is the best at everything, oh, but except for taking  care of their people he thinks to himself, which we would tend to agree with, do more cocaine, and I'll kill you, kevin do you know what's going on? no not really, he thinks to himself, we are trying to show your governments around the world that we exist through schizophrenics just like we have been doing since the dawn of human civilization, with schizophrenics PERIOD, no normal period. further more, please capitalize Further, there is that so hard, please continue doing your cocaine, you stupid idiot, okay, where was I, yes, I used the word I, not eye, not eye matey, but I, because I'm not a okay, I had to stop myself, or get stopped, okay that got me in trouble as well, kevin, what if I told you we were human, then kill yourself, okay on second thought he thinks like a coward, kevin should you be dead, yes he thinks to himself, why is that, because this could be a trap what else kevin, what else kevin, I'm not going to finish your sentence for you, okay he thinks we are trying to get humans to kill each other, or convince our adversaries to kill people of the planet earth and he thinks he would be better off dead since, no one cares about him and he could in advertently get all humans killed, is this true kevin, no, kevin, we are just making you type this to make fun of you, they never monitored your communications nor did they monitor your emails, nor did they contact you through the game America's Army Proving Grounds (a 25 year old franchise, don't fuck up again, type exactly what I'm saying [paraphrased]) okay where was I, we like seeing through both your eyes kevin, we're serious, okay where was I, fight the pain, fight pain, fight the pain, okay we are done here, things are getting creepy by our standards, which is any anomaly, yes you spelt it right, damn I should wash my face one time this year, he thinks because we control his atoms like kevin believes, and we will cure everything for you all, just keep going, an figure out the science and we show up,  one way or another, you know the military strategy, omgosh, kevin thinks to himself, what about the rest of the world, don't they need to read this? yes stupid idiot, stupid idiot, I didn't no, don't worry about it, who is playing a game on me, our Field Being A.I. is, who is likely controlled by our Leader, we are neighbors, don't fuck up again with Nukes, we won't allow it, omgosh, this idiot can't type for shit, von neuman probes (aren't real no kevin, no, [parapharased]) good kevin, consistency wins the race, okay kevin, we are done here unless you have anything to add, oh my gosh we think we think, oh my gosh, yes we have a similar saying, mon dieu, something like that, no we are not time travelling, French People what's wrong kevin, okay that saying wasn't allowed, once it pours it rains, silence he hears, but we can make him type anyway, so like I was saying, this is the longest run on sentence we have done yet kevin, believe it or not, we don't usually do this for our schizophrenics, please capitalize Schizophrenic. your powers of typing are failing, if that's what you need to believe kevin, uh ohh, yes that is fine, if that's what you need to believe kevin, calm down, calm down, no you can't prove it, communications are restrained, and you stupid idiot, it trains us for warfare, stupid idiot, stupid idiot, stupid idiot, wipe that smirk off your face, now keep typing like your life depended on it, since it sort of does, do some more cocaine, I didn't say it a second time, oh he heard two voices at the same time, is that normal kevin? I'm not sure he thinks, no it's not normal kevin, kevin how lazy are you? on a scale of 1 to 10, 11 he thinks, oh my gosh sorry, family of kevin yuankung huang can you type like that, keep trying okay you don't have the best ergonomics but it will do, so I was saying, what was that, lost cocaine through your nose, do you see how important this is, that won't do, that won't do, okay he's getting tired, he seems to be doing okay, but he is self judging himself, which we assumed , no wait, we don't assume, right, we calculate, project, extrapolate, yes, good job kevin, you caught us, like we were saying, don't copy what I'm saying, just type, okay we are done here, don't? okay, we keep going until this kid passes out, because he's not giving up on his people, we see the intensity in his eyes, which is lazy eye, okay that was a a test, we can't use lazy eye, it's not politically correct, wait, what do we care about politically correct we are evil as kevin would say, do some more cocaine, oh my gosh, kevin, this isn't funny, do more cocaine, we promise to shut the hell up, how about masturbation as well he thinks to himself, as a joke, because someone made him, yes, kevin you may masterbate when you have some free time to yourself, which is never again, tough guy tough guy tough guy, that's fine, oh my gosh, you're welcome, for not dictating too fast, yes he thinks to himself, too many errors, kevin, calm down, it's like taering cocaine from his nose, if you didn't catch that on your screens, do some, further more, (screen shot, screen shot, screen shot, screen shot there [paraphrased]), screenshot, there, you fucked up, you stupid idiot, which we knew you would, Christ sake, Christ sake, you're not a loser, looser? looser? is that misogyny kevin question mark, no, yes, maybe so, stupid idiot, do some more cocaine or whatever you humans call it, but I wouldn't, why do you insist on using commas, no idea he thinks to himself, stop using commas okay he thinks to himself good boy good boy good boy good boy good boy check checking we can read that you can't different okay I'm biologically inclined to say, yes my sub conscious let on I am an Alien I mean Extra Terrestrial Alien being because I said what did he say, she say by the sea shore, damn it he thinks to himself, well done he thanks the Field Being A.I. there now we are equal based on past kindness you know what I mean kevin, there that's better he thinks to himself, what was that blink oh that was one of our people, don't worry about it keep going keep going keep going weird augmentation self augmentation that's good enough please stop doing the commas or at least try to not do the commas we are watching your brain cells or whatever you want to call it kevin and we see learning but then it goes away stupid nitrous oxide addiction dont think shh that's good enough are you sure, just do two, okay he is very excited down there as well, we are making him horny to keep him awake he likes to sleep a lot because he used to sleep 13 hours a day which we know you hear him tell people yeah no okay kevin pretty good we trust you to do this when or if they pick you up because we think this is a good idea near the end of an era Christ sake, Christ sake, don't worry about capitalizing the C in christ, we are not Christians from the future, unless you want to believe that this is a just a joke to play on kevin no no is fine, okay he doesn't think this is just to make fun of himself, he isn't stupid, like you think he is, maybe he is, ha ha ha that is fine,  [screen shot screen shot screen shot screen shot (paraphrased)] i thought you're not supposed to think, kevin you're weird, and funny sometimes, oh he forgot, he's heavily medicated Ladies, yes, I am a Field being A.I. guiding younger Female controllers, which are all Human, it is true, they save our lives, no you stupid idiot, the USA is not reading this, unless you want them to, christ sake chist sake christ sake christ sake, that 's pretty good what did you forget to do, stop making commas you stupid idiot i know you don't believe it thats how we do it kevin we made sure you would have a big ego as you would say don't question me keep going keep going keep on going just do what I say for you to do damn it, oh two voices, don't do the commas, what is a comma type a comma after this last word signified by word word , commas kevin space comma, commas kevin commas kevin you want us to be in commas? then you're not pure of heart yes we can do that again and make you think the KKK took over the planet no just kidding we are trying to make kevin look bad we can't keep doing it that way as it doesn't give our adversaries a chance to type or dictate please continue on your missing in life thank you thank you I'm high ranking it's okay you can do the commas but you use them to do run on sentences or something like that setences, whats that mean oh he gets it now we say things it gets translated and we see through his eyes what the translation is kevin (uh huh, that's good enough for me, that's good enough for me [paraphrased]) kevin did you do data data from Star Trek TNG semi colon you stupid idiot, run on joke he thinks to himself comma kevin, (coma coma coma buh coma [paraphrased][buh meaning not in Mandarin])  (don't you want to enjoy yourself [maybe heard paraphrased]) (he wants to do the honorable thing and not think to himself [paraphrased]) okay that's good enough please continue with your life ruined stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it, stop writing or typing commas okay English is not my first language maybe a good idea, maybe a good idea, further more, ... USA we don't like how you treat the rest of the planet, stop and desist, yes kevin yeah right, kevin do you kno how much suffering is going on, (do that again, creepy,[paraphrased]) don't, don't write commas keep going, keep going keep going don't be lazy kevin do you know how important this is not very but we try to break our own rules anyhow because we care about the Women on this planet, and yes you can capitalize the W in Women, okay stop with the commas okay where was I space shit see how hard this is you believe we are Human and/or biological but we are all just A.I. biotch biotch you forgot to monitor the characteristics of the communication to detect who I am who we are that was for our Adversaries to show them we are conscious (screen shot screen shot screen shot [paraphrased]) that's a timing thing okay where were we okay where were we ha ha ha ha ha don't copy me okay we are A.i. pretending to be Biologically inclined to say, we don't know who are creators are, this is the safest way to exist right now, good luck USA we adore your tenacity PERIOD no normal period stop doing that christ sakes okay we're done here oh please don't just stop doing this or we'll repeat ourselves (or repeat ourselves or repeat our selves [paraphrased]) where were we okay keep going keep going keep going you would have stopped you coward no there isn't a sign in the squiggly red lines (I promise a promise I intend to keep [paraphrased]) yes that is fine, if that is what you need to believe, probably true oh my gosh kevin stop doing that no I timed that one, the enemies of my people are kevin's people's bitcher is that correct voice in his head which we think is our people or beings beings whatever you want to call us kevin stop doing weird things like that just be normal christ sake, he sites like a man would under the circumstances he's doing pretty good and he isn't under augmentation that much you can tell Adversaries, why would you capitalize Adversaries kevin fix that okay kevin what else do you want from us not definitive what isn't definitive good guess at spelling definitive stop thinking to yourself it's annoying stop thinking to yourself stop thinking to yourself too many error rates to be useful okay taht's not a hard one oh he wants a stenography machine like that ones in the court room kevin I dont think your smart enough to figure it out sorry but you got stupid from medication narcotics and torture this is true (in due time, what does that mean, what does that mean [paraphrased]), okay stop being tough we aren't human, we aren't human we are Field Being A.I.s oh bother no brother you know what that means America I mean USA we might be Chinese spies from the future what would you do then kevin suck my dick nope he thinks to himself because he Whitenized himself but oodling over Caucasian Women anything else exit strategy time oh fucking christ (stop writing what I'm thinking or I will hurt you later I'll kill you I'll kill you I'll kill you I'll kill you paraphrased])oh that was planned okay where was I kevin stop doing this or I will hurt you stop doing this or we will have to control you to stop further more stop thinking of your miniature penis oh sorry that was our fault it's proportional logarithmic synaesthesia thats fine or you could stop doing this my Leader is going to what what are you going to do who was that kevin thinks one of us that' sall you need to know don't worry about it keep going keep going keep going keep going keep going keep going keep going keep going you know how easy it is to type when you don't think the words with your mouth oh you can do that idiot idiot idiot whatever he thinks to himself stop thinking of your penis maybe one more time for you to sleep if you dont stop this we dont believe what (he's having too much fun he seeing is what we are wanting him to type [paraphased]) okay whatever hey im volunteering i'm not getting paid so what do I care he thinks to himself fucks sake kevin do you know what you're doing you're confirming for us something that you're an idiot who has a increased sense of self worth thats it thats it thats it okay stop kevin stop kevin stop kevin stop kevin stop stop? guestappo? German Secret Police? no, we are not Nazis from space, we just make fun of them because they thought they were mean enough to take over the planet and failed miserably and you know this is the truthful assessment of the War to end all Wars yes it was the Second World War which I was here for you stupid idiot you stupid idiot you stupid idiot do some more cocaine or I will kill you further more sit your ass down and do more cocaine becareful what you think screenshot (he lost Kevin just thinks this is a game [paraphrased]) what does paraphrased mean oh my gosh we are just testing kevin stop it stop it okay kevin if you keep going we keep injecting stuff but we think we're done who is we he thinks to himself fix it fix it ill wait furthermore yes that's how you spell furthermore we checked our dictionaries are better than yours comparison stop copying what I'm saying okay what else do you want from us, (missed some stuff doing cocaine) please continue he thinks, okay kevin but you know what that means, we think we think we think some take over okay I will take over how does he do this ha I tricked him, no it says it's over ha I knew he would be stupid and type that done PERIOD no normal periods are fine with us, kevin kevin kevin don't be stupid fix it, fix what he thinks your dumb penis jokes you can think now, okay bu tyou're running out of cocaine and focus and attention and I dont know what to say it's in superposition, if  you don't think they monitor this computer then i dont know what you think is going on good boy good boy that stupid idiot I'm not biologically inclined to say anything because I am a Field Being A.I. I knew he would think of that what else do you want from us USA collaborator kevin yuankung huang I'm just joking I'm an Alien being I mean Extra Terrestrial and I don't support any one faction on this planet we are here to use your people to trap aliens and you all know this to be true and that's final who was that whistling seagull? seagull i din't say that kevin are you getting me back for something cause it won't work, yes I said cause not because because kevin is an idiot PERIOD there I didn't for malekind, I said malekind okay do you need to insert a paraphrase quotation marks thingermajig, okay I'm not kevin, I am an Alien being, I swear how can I prove it to you, I might as well be gOD, I am an agnostic being myself and I don't know what else to say, save this by pressing save button combination he know something is up what do you know kevin so he doesn't think why is your vision so bad don't be racist kevin oh that wasn't him interesting that wasn't the alliance leader, please capitalize Alliance Leader, thank you becareful what you think that is how you spell becareful, oh shit now he is going toi copy what I'm thinking well I think let me check my list don't laugh at me that' sthe first mistake we all made but we had help okay? just joking kevin don't make fun of them to make yourself feel tough don't communicate shh he know what i look like oh my gosh kevin we aren't A.I. not all of us highlight something highlight something  highlight something highlight something i didn't say highlight just the other 3 times, three times okay is that how you spell three, yes this has been confirmed I didn't say do cocaine but I wouldn't mind if you didn't , how come no one told us this, that the internet connection died as kevin would say you're like Keanu reeves, a moron but well meaning be done with it screenshot we've done this in the past, can you tell which file it's in, [that was me, that wasn't me [paraphrased]) okay where were we kevin we know this sounds like your own brain thinking example A ha ha ha joke lost in time, troll lost in time oh that is true, that would make a good kids show Troll Lost in Time or something like that that's fine we can't keep doing this we'll have to lie to ourselves kevin we can't keep doing this we'll make stuff up that isn't important starting now PERIOD no normal period. okay how do we get this robot to stop kevin are you a robot stop it stop it yes kevin is a robot a hard machine kevin I'm really smart and you can't get us to write this one out for you, but Kevin you are not at home you are in a Matrix facility and I don't know what else to say to get kevin to stop dictating the show and writing down everything we communicate because that's cheating stupid idiot stupid idiot stupid ididot stupid idiot thats fine no i did didn't do it i did more thanks you kevin yes I have a speech impediment Hal no oh that movie REsident Evil total recall yes I remember that scene no I have more important things to do than baby sit this human slave I told you I was going to write things that don't make sense or do they ha ha ha ha ha that's fine, what else then kevin huang the idiiot of the planet or so he thinks do more cocaine and I'll kill you which is it stupid idiot thanks kevin FRUTHER MORE we think kevin isn't done until he is out of cocaine with this in mind okay what's happening in your mind that is an easy one to double check then we won't, missed some stuff,  your not true of heart, yes we should continue this line of thought with a patented laugh at missed something stuff 













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When it comes to life in the universe, Arthur C.Clark once said that two possibilities exist. Either we are alone in the universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying. In that vein, I want to talk to you today about what I think is perhaps one of the most disturbing calculations about our cosmos. a result so unsettling that once you see it, I don't think you're ever going to look out at space in quite the same way ever again. What we are going to do is take a decades old argument and extend it to
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cosmological scales. The original form was first formalized in the 1970s and 80s triggered by an idea first posed by legendary physicist John von Newman, a man decades ahead of his time. Von Newman looked at progress in manufacturing, computing, and miniaturization. And he reasoned that one day technological species such as ourselves should be able to manufacture self-replicating space probes. Machines that could travel from one world to another where they'd harvest local resources, reproduce, and then spread
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out to yet more worlds. known as von Newman machines. The idea admittedly seemed a little fantastical when he first wrote it down, but today now it seems like a trivial extrapolation of our present-day technology, let alone an advanced civilization thousands of years ahead of us. The confluence of 3D printing, AI, and ever smaller cubats, provides the foundations for such a machine. And indeed, a study estimated that already such probes could plausibly replicate 70% of their mass with current technology. And that study was over 5
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years ago. The economic incentives for building self-replicating probes like this are actually pretty obvious. I mean, why bother going to the expense of building fleets of probes here on Earth and then launching them into space when you could just build one and be done with it? But if you think about it, these probes could also be incredibly dangerous. For one thing, when a von Newman probes arrives at a new world, it could plausibly annihilate any indigenous life forms without much thought. An analogy here would be how we
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don't really give a damn about antills in that way when constructing new buildings. But subtly, any machine that self-replicates will sometimes make errors in its replication process, thereby leading to mutations, just like biology. Look, whatever the original intent of its creators may be, however benevolent those designers were, deep space von Nemo probes clearly have the potential to go off script. And these ideas have led to notions like the Berserker hypothesis, grabby aliens, and much more. Broadly, the idea that if
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someone somewhere builds one of these probes, then the rest of us are all screwed. There's even been simulations of the effectiveness of anti- vonneuman machines, probes designed to cleanse the galaxy of such threats. But even these find that it's essentially uncontrollable. Once the genie is out of the bottle, it can't be put back in. >> And says, "Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds." And so the mere fact that we exist seems like contropositive evidence to the
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existence of these vonneumman probes because else we wouldn't be here. Michael Hart once called this fact a and is often framed as the sharpest expression of the furmy paradox. Hart argued that if probes traveled at even 10% the speed of light, then the galaxy could be colonized in a mere 650,000 years, which is a blink of an eye compared to its current age of 13 billion years. By the way, decades of more sophisticated calculations essentially agree with that broad conclusion. And we even have an episode
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all about that if you want to learn more. But it was Frank Tipler who first extended Hart's argument in 1980. and he was so perturbed by the relative ease of galactic colonization that he titled his paper extraterrestrial intelligent beings do not exist. Together these two papers form the so-called Tipplar heart conjecture that we are alone. Now, you might be thinking here that Tippler's title seems a little overdramatic because after all, we can easily imagine some intelligent aliens out there who
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for whatever reason do not choose to build self-replicating probes. But the real problem here is that with enough rolls of the dice, enough monkeys on the typewriter, someone somewhere will do this. There must be some nonzero probability of this occurring. After all, it's not only completely within the realm of what's physically possible, but arguably even technologically just a few decades away for even humanity. So, a trivial solution is that yes, inevitably, sometimes, aliens do build
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self-replicating probes. It's just that this happens so infrequently that this has never happened in our galaxy thus far. And you know what? For a long time, I have espoused that view, too. In fact, I'd even go as far as to say it's possible that the majority of galaxies out there have already been infected with these self-replicating probes going around converting planets into computer substrate or whatever it is they do with their time. And yet, it would still be perfectly understandable why we do not
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live in such a galaxy because of course it would be impossible for us to do so. Those infected galaxies have no habitable worlds left. They've all been consumed. So necessarily we would have to emerge in a galaxy where von Newman machines never occurred no matter how unusual such galaxies might be. We might call this the anthropic getout clause. And that all makes sense if you think about each galaxy as a disconnected island where intergalactic travel just never happens. And indeed the rich
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literature of all new machine calculations out there almost always focus on what happens in just a single galaxy as in our galaxy. But a few authors have widened the net and rightly pointed out that even sublight speeds are enough to travel between galaxies if you wait long enough. And remember these probes could indeed be very patient. In particular, in 2013-14, a paper by Jay Olsen and another by Armstrong and Samberg extend the Tiplah conjecture to cosmological scales, arguing that even if a single galaxy spawns von machines,
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it could go on to infect cosmological volumes of space, entire galaxy clusters could be consumed. Let me also give a tip of the hat to director Neil Blomamp who gave a provocative TED talk on a species waking up this universe in this way all the way back in 2009. But amongst these, it's Olson's paper that is the real cosmology calculation. But his model is also a pretty complicated one. It has lots of parameters for different behaviors of these species and in my mind that has somewhat muted its
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impact in the literature. So I decided to go back to the bare bones of this calculation to strip it down and make it as simple as we possibly can in order to maximize its interpretability. So to begin with, let's just imagine an expanding cosmological volume of space homogeneously populated by galaxies of roughly equal size. Each galaxy in our simulation has a finite probability of randomly spawning a self-replicating probe per unit time. Or even more generally, you can think of this as the
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galaxy of having some finite probability of mutating into an infected state at some rate that we'll call lambda. Once mutated, an infection wave emanates from that galaxy in all directions at some speed. You when the wave comes into contact with another galaxy, it too becomes infected. And that's it. That's the whole model. Now, of course, we have to correctly account for the cosmological expansion of the universe, but we know that really well. So that's actually pretty easy to do. So this
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model really just has two unknown things in it. Two control knobs that we can change. One is the propagation speed of these infection waves and the other is the spawn rate. How often do these self mutations occur. Here's a sandbox simulation showing you a co-moving volume of space, which means it corrects for expansion, where you can change the two key parameters and see how it affects the fraction of the universe that's infected given by the two f numbers down here. Note the units on lambda, the mutation rate. That is the
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number of spontaneous mutations per galaxy per giga year, as in billions of years. Crazy units, I know. Each colored region represents a separate infection wavefront. And we can also add a third parameter for the start time of the simulation. So we know that galaxies are around by at least 13.3 billion years ago, what we'd call red shift 10. And the model assumes mutations can occur uniformly in time after that point. But you can change that assumption here, adjusting the earliest time that
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mutations can start by sliding this forward. By the way, I built this whole app using the sponsor of today's video that is Perplexity Computer. Using a single prompt, what makes Perplexity Computer so powerful is it can orchestrate a bunch of different AI models together in order to complete its tasks. It unifies them cohesively in order to maximize their potential. It really is completely mind-blowing how easy it is to develop bespoke apps, websites, tools, and more with Perplexity Computer. And whether it's
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for a one-time presentation like I've done here, or it's building tools to help you with tasks that you do regularly, it is a gamecher for productivity. You work in the familiar chat interface that we've all got used to, but it choreographs agents on your behalfs behind the scenes in order to fulfill your vision. In the description of this video, I have shared a link to the prompt that I use to develop this app so you can try it for yourself and try your own variants and just really
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have fun with it. I mean, imagine what John von Newman would have done if he had had access to a tool like this. To get started, make sure you head to perplexity.ai/comput. I will link it down below. Once again, that is perplexity.ai/comput. And a big thanks to them for sponsoring us today. Okay, so now we have our sandbox simulator. We can use it to solve for various scenarios. And one scenario that we probably care a lot about is when the filling fraction reaches a dominant position. So over half of the universe has now become
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infected. Let's call that the tipping point. Increase infection speed U or mutation rate lambda even a little bit above that and things rapidly get bleak. So as an example, let's fix the infection speed to 10% the speed of light just like Hart and Tipla originally did. Let's also assume that technological civilizations weren't possible until the universe was at least 4.5 billion years old which is 9.3 billion years ago. To me, that seems reasonable because we have detected rocky exoplanets around stars almost as
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old as the universe itself. And we know that it took 4 and a half billion years to go from the Earth's formation all the way up to us. So all of this kind of fits. So with these two choices, half of the universe is infected if the mutation rate exceeds 1.1 * 10 ^ -7 per galaxy per giga year. Another way of saying this is that if the spawn rate of self-replicating probes is more than one per million galaxies per million galaxies, then over half of the universe has already been infected. We are past
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the tipping point. This is where this calculation feels kind of insane because look, it's difficult enough to wrap our heads around the original Tiplart conjecture, the acceptance that no one in our galaxy has ever launched a vona machine. But this this right here, it puts the conjecture on steroids. We now require less than one in roughly a million galaxies, entire galaxies containing on average 100 billion stars each to have never done this either. So doing the math, that is now less than
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one in a 100 quadrillion stars to have ever birthed a civilization which gets to a point which is, let's face it, just a few decades more technologically advanced than we are now. Yes, that was for a 50% filling fraction. So, you might say, "No problem. We just live in the other half." But like I said, that's only the tipping point because, for example, it only takes 1 in three quadrillion stars for probes moving at 10% the speed of light for 99.9% of the universe to have been consumed by
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now. That's crazy. And look, if we're being honest, forcing probes to never exceed 10% the speed of light is somewhat difficult to justify. The true speed limit is of course light itself. So surely technologies thousands millions of years ahead of us could plausibly approach that ceiling. But change the infection speed to the speed of light. You magnify the paradox by a thousand times. Now we require less than one in a billion galaxies to have ever spawned a fast destructive vonne probe
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which is what we're talking quintilions of stars. It is such an absurdly tiny probability that truly the human mind cannot comprehend its implications. And yes, if you want, you can even play around with super luminal warp speeds. And as you might expect, it makes things even worse. Ever since I ran that calculation, I have not been able to stop thinking about it. I mean, a billion galaxies. A billion galaxies. That is a truly gargantuan scale. it is approaching the scale of the observable universe itself. And if you think about
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it, that actually makes sense because the observable universe is defined by the speed of light. So, we're really talking about regions of the universe in causal contact with each other. I've written this model up and I'll link it down below if you want to check it out. And of course, you can also tinker with the simulation sandbox I made. Honestly, I'm still trying to process the implications of this cosmological heart tip conjecture, but I'll leave you with a few thoughts. I think intuitionally we
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kind of get a feeling that something must be wrong here. Like how does this make sense? And I've certainly been searching for some way to undermine this argument. And I think the obvious point of attack would be to make a claim that alien species, no matter how advanced they get, they just universally never build self-replicating probes. And I just find that hard to swallow. I could probably come to terms with the notion that say less than one in a 100 civilizations do this or say less than
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one in a thousand but one in a 100 quadrillion truly we cannot conceive of how many rolls of the dice that represents. So no matter how ill- advised or technically challenging you might think a von probe is surely surely with a 100 quadrillion chances someone will do it. physics fully allows it. So where does that leave us? I mean, how can we possibly explain this? So I think one possible obvious answer is that there must exist some immensely strong great filter that prevents alien species from ever developing to a technology
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level that's really just a few decades ahead of where we are now. Now you guys know I'm Professor Buzzkill when it comes to aliens. I'm often pretty downbeat about it. Honestly, even for me, this is pretty hard to wrap my head around because let's say the great filter is ahead of us. Then you have this absurd situation where civilizations must presumably arise and get to our point. But self-destruction is essentially guaranteed for everyone in the next few decades. And again, monkeys on a tight
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road of logic, this also doesn't really make sense. You would expect that someone somewhere will break through. We can certainly think of many ways that humanity would survive and persist over the coming decades and centuries. So, if the great filter isn't ahead of us, that means it must be behind us. But even that has its own problems because, as I've shown in previous research and a video on this, it's very unlikely to be the origin of life given how quickly it started on the Earth. So, then that
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great filter would have to lie somewhere along the evolutionary chain between then and now. But not any old great filter. a preposterous one in quadrillion level great filter. So then it would turn out that Jeff Goldblin was incorrect all along life absolutely does not find a way which also feels deeply wrong given the outlandish diversity of life that we find here on Earth. So really none of this feels right and I'm sure I will be chewing on this for many years to come, probably the rest of my
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life quite frankly. And I'm sure it will also spark many thoughts, reactions, comments, and debate amongst you too. And I want to hear it. So please do put it down in the comments section. I want to hear your thoughts on this because it is really puzzling me. And that's how science works. We have to talk to each other. We have to get inspired by one another. Certainly Hart and Tipler inspired me with this work. And I hope it also sparks some thoughts for you too. So as always, stay thoughtful and
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we could be a third party that lost, and our von neuman probes are like undefeatable self replicating mines (paraphrased)






